by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,359thMost Influential: 8,129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,609th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Where ya at is where ya at and watcha git is watcha git
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Independent Southern State of Texas

Population380 million


AnimalLabrador Retriever

The Armed Republic of Independent Southern State of Texas is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, devout population of 380 million Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Independent Southern State of Texasian economy, worth 22.8 trillion Dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,060 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Independent Southern State of Texas's national animal is the Labrador Retriever, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Independent Southern State of Texas is ranked 231,985th in the world and 8,054th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 271.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,359thMost Influential: 8,129thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 18,609thLargest Mining Sector: 21,878thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,117thMost Average: 23,397th
Most Average: 244th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 606th in the regionMost Influential: 640th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 718th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 744th in the region

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