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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,910thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,938th
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Corporate Bordello
Legends never die
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Independent Rohan

Population444 million

CapitalMinus Morgoth

AnimalRohirrim Horse

The Confederacy of Independent Rohan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 444 million Rohirrims are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minus Morgoth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The powerhouse Independent Rohanian economy, worth 42.0 trillion Tharanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 94,701 Tharanis, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Rohirrims, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Independent Rohan's national animal is the Rohirrim Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Independent Rohan is ranked 38,757th in the world and 17th in Middle Earth for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,214.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,042ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,910thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,938thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,694thLargest Mining Sector: 15,406thMost Inclusive: 23,982nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the region

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