The Colony of Indalpine Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.807 billion Indalpine Republicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Indalpine Republician economy, worth 663 trillion indium lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 31,870 indium lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, gambling is outlawed, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Indalpine Republic's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Indalpine Republic is ranked 259,447^th in the world and 27^th in Bus Stop for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.71 law-abiding acts per hour.