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Largest Welfare Programs: 272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 481st
The People´s Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Think for yourself !
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Economy
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Incredible Bums

Population20.64 billion

CapitalBig Scam
LeaderServing Mastermind
Faithnone

CurrencyIQ
AnimalBlack Dragon

The People´s Republic of Incredible Bums is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Serving Mastermind with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.64 billion Idiots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Scam. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The all-consuming foolish economy, worth a remarkable 3,386 trillion IQS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 164,095 IQS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Incredible Bums's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Incredible Bums is ranked 223,174th in the world and 4th in Greifenreservat for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 619thLeast Corrupt Governments: 760thSafest: 790thMost Pacifist: 827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 876thMost Rebellious Youth: 880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,116thMost Cultured: 1,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,201stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,471stHealthiest Citizens: 1,533rdSmartest Citizens: 1,742ndLargest Governments: 1,744thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,460thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,531stNicest Citizens: 2,563rdBest Weather: 3,287thHighest Economic Output: 3,566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,888thMost Inclusive: 5,260thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,543rdLargest Populations: 6,091stMost Developed: 8,966thMost Secular: 9,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,997thTop
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Most Influential: 13,992ndMost Income Equality: 15,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,492nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Incredible Bums was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, the nation leads Greifenreservat in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, immigrants who don't like the taste of foolish Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Incredible Bums, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".

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