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Most Stationary: 10,536th Largest Mining Sector: 12,785th Most Pro-Market: 16,559th
The Colonel Kilgore of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Reds Don't Surf
Coloner Kilgore
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Protector
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Incoming

Population8.658 billion

LeaderColoner Kilgore

CurrencyNapalm
AnimalValkyrie

The Colonel Kilgore of Incoming is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Coloner Kilgore with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.658 billion Soldiers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The thriving Incomingian economy, worth 504 trillion Napalms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 58,292 Napalms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,019 per year while the poor average 13,050, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Coloner Kilgore has just been declared ruler of Incoming in an international press conference, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Incoming City. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Incoming's national animal is the Valkyrie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Incoming is ranked 53,060th in the world and 1st in First Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,269.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 10,536thLargest Mining Sector: 12,785thMost Pro-Market: 16,559th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Incoming was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Incoming was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Incoming was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Incoming changed its national animal to "Valkyrie", its currency to "Napalm", and its demonym to "Soldier".
  • : Incoming altered its national flag.
  • : Incoming changed its national leader to "Coloner Kilgore".
  • : Incoming altered its national flag.
  • : Incoming changed its national animal to "Black Panther", its currency to "Mark", and its demonym to "Fascist".
  • : Incoming updated the World Factbook entry in First Nations.
  • : Incoming updated the World Factbook entry in First Nations.

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