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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,676thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,643rd
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Make America Great Again!
President Donald John Trump
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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In Trump We Trust

Population3.556 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Donald John Trump

CurrencyUnited States Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of In Trump We Trust is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.556 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong American economy, worth 207 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,218 United States Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the government is reining in public spending, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. In Trump We Trust's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

In Trump We Trust is ranked 35,837th in the world and 95th in Texas for Most Influential, scoring 823 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,676thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,643rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the region

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  • : In Trump We Trust was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : In Trump We Trust was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : In Trump We Trust was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in In Trump We Trust, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in In Trump We Trust, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : In Trump We Trust was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : In Trump We Trust was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : In Trump We Trust was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in In Trump We Trust, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in In Trump We Trust, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.

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