The Constitutional Monarchy of In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 454 million Magians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strega. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magian economy, worth 15.9 trillion drachmas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,091 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia's national animal is the emerald dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia is ranked 220,588^th in the world and 7,694^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.