The Elephant Whisperers of In-dia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, vat-grown people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.433 billion Indians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Indian economy, worth 79.9 trillion Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,765 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime is totally unknown. In-dia's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

In-dia is ranked 215,065^th in the world and 104^th in Greater Middle East for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.