The Telescopic Realms of Improper-Ostavian Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.058 billion Improper-Ostavian Republicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Improper-Ostavian Republician economy, worth 61.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,836 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,724 per year while the poor average 11,797, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Improper-Ostavian Republic has designated Improper-Ostavian Republic City as its capital city. Crime is a problem. Improper-Ostavian Republic's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Improper-Ostavian Republic is ranked 195,473^rd in the world and 60^th in Heraldry of the Gods for Most Beautiful Environments, with 487.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.