The Capitalist Haven of Impreo de Jap is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand CEO Randy Feltface with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.518 billion Impreo de Japians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Impreo de Japian economy, worth 222 trillion Jens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,604 Jens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 512,606 per year while the poor average 30,471, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impreo de Jap's national animal is the Okinawa spiny rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Astovian-Kyrystalis Church Jap branch.

Impreo de Jap is ranked 314,576^th in the world and 5,014^th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 5.68 cheeks turned per day.