The European Union of Impler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Krakowski with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.304 billion Implerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerbury. The average income tax rate is 83.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Implerian economy, worth 821 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 154,813 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge. Crime is totally unknown. Impler's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hypnotism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Impler, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
- : Impler was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Implerian.
- : Impler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
- : Impler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".
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