by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816th Most Influential: 1,326th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,443rd
The European Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Go for it. No matter how it ends, it was an experience.
President Ragnar
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Impler

Population3.365 billion

CapitalGoni
LeaderPresident Ragnar
FaithHyphonatism

Currencydollar
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The European Union of Impler is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Ragnar with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.365 billion Implerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goni. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Implerian economy, worth 476 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 141,548 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Impler's hospitals, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the New Implerian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown. Impler's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hyphonatism.

Impler is ranked 93,792nd in the world and 5,428th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 74.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816thMost Influential: 1,326thTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,443rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,521stMost Developed: 5,711thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,731stMost Inclusive: 6,566thMost Cultured: 6,804thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,244thMost Efficient Economies: 7,595thNicest Citizens: 8,258thHealthiest Citizens: 8,645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,999thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,297thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,815thSmartest Citizens: 9,831stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,719thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,707thLargest Governments: 12,976thLowest Crime Rates: 13,716thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,744thHighest Average Incomes: 14,237thBest Weather: 14,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,168th
Top
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 194th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 300th in the regionMost Developed: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 385th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 395th in the regionMost Inclusive: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 427th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 434th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 441st in the regionNicest Citizens: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 471st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 474th in the regionTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 513th in the regionMost Influential: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 559th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 609th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 612th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 620th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 624th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 664th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 680th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 704th in the regionMost Average: 717th in the regionBest Weather: 799th in the regionLargest Populations: 884th in the regionNudest: 906th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 912th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Impler, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, the New Implerian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, sex changes are routinely performed at Impler's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Impler was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Benolia.
  • : Impler was endorsed by The Republic of Vyazmas.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Kwaj, Legique, Kingdom of Space, South Grand Mountain, Bharathvarsh, Shadowrik, Kaschovia, Diodone, Friently, American MapleStory, Great Bights Mum, Holy Oranz, Pallaith, Selfgradatude, Anima Proxa, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Siwale, Sheppey, Zedeya, HMS Unicorn, Prevaland, AdyLand, Kelvaros Prime, Sankami, Buckerino, Che Sana Und, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Yaris, Vogonlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Seven Hills, Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Cuyan, Aerilia, Southern Allican, PlanetPunk, Moubarakistan, and 78 others.Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Tee Googly Coffee Me, General COE, Hexago, Tredano, Republic of Destiny, Xentherida, New Sekai, Bothia, Venezuelia, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Elevation, Renetopia, Phillywob, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Corfad, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Thenaca, Eglise Sainte Eve, Cookiesia, Beodarasc, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Victoriaans Nederlands, Q w e r t y, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Nationalist Republic of Alaska, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, Ostrinios, NatsukiLand, Mercy Land, ShortBusCrashed, Xinchao, New Fingland, Celreostia, Merconitonitopia, Inzland, Astal Aavors, Bridgett, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, The South Falls, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, The Mazur Empire, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Canada GR, LaKronia, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Pandessiand, Nueava Libertalia, Wesley Republic, Abunenin, Albacria, Vathekia, Omicron Persei V111, Mordant99, Freienland, and Benolia.

View Forum posts

Report