by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 804th Most Influential: 1,216th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,058th
The European Union of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Forward, Upward, Onward
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population5.304 billion

LeaderPresident Krakowski

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The European Union of Impler is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Krakowski with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.304 billion Implerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerbury. The average income tax rate is 83.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Implerian economy, worth 821 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 154,813 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge. Crime is totally unknown. Impler's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hypnotism.

Impler is ranked 157,351st in the world and 7,966th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.56 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 804thMost Influential: 1,216thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,058thMost Developed: 4,237thMost Inclusive: 4,297thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,736thNicest Citizens: 5,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,244thMost Cultured: 5,275thHealthiest Citizens: 5,387thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,608thSmartest Citizens: 6,314thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,351stMost Efficient Economies: 6,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,931stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,486thBest Weather: 7,705thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,860thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,191stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,412thLargest Governments: 8,728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,004thLowest Crime Rates: 9,386thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,346thHighest Average Incomes: 11,450thMost Pacifist: 12,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,672nd
Largest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 235th in the regionMost Developed: 245th in the regionMost Cultured: 259th in the regionMost Inclusive: 276th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 288th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 291st in the regionNicest Citizens: 294th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 303rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 360th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 384th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 385th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 387th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 404th in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 422nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 432nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 452nd in the regionMost Influential: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 553rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 618th in the regionNudest: 688th in the regionMost Pacifist: 699th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 714th in the regionMost Average: 754th in the regionLargest Populations: 756th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 811th in the regionMost Devout: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Impler, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Impler was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Impler, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Implerian.
  • : Impler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
  • : Impler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 175 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Siwale, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Gladio II, Moubarakistan, Albacria, Ethnon, Atain, Yaorozu, Kylesburgh, Maott, Empy, McMasterdonia, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Sundred, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Victoriaans Nederlands, Wodan, Sanjurika, The United States of Romania, Mzeusia, Sunto, Alsace and Lorraine United, The Mace Kingdom, Sil Dorsett, THX1138, Selfgradatude, Suicidistan, Former English Colony, Aenglaland, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, Wineclaw, Pallaith, I am the one who knocks, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Guslantis, American MapleStory, Universal State Formula, Diodone, and 125 others.Zeternia, Sacrento, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Necromonia, Chukstik Illahi, Alice Gardens, The Bureaucratic Territories, Blackwood Coast, Abrickhouse, Jontopiary, North Armatas, Democritus, Manticore utopia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Esplandia, Republic of Destiny, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Walter Jackson, RoosterTeeth, Pleroma Sans Romans, Lemonbiscuits, New Lakemba, The Teddy, New Phyrreus, The Iron Lions, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Halcon siveriano, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Abject Ludicrosity, Racoda, Arstungry, Lionia, New Bremerton, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, McAncapland, Valhalla123, Mercandia, New Pruessen, Mtzkekizustania, Malta Comino Gozo, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Niradans, Free Culture, SORT, General COE, Katschekistan, Newrun, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, Magic Genovia, Oshonia, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Maovale, Omnistria, Papika, Machendel, Amauri, The Notorious Mad Jack, Aurumos, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Highton Islands, Daedric Stellar Empire, Agrauron, Atomic Industry Islands, Calamazo, Xagill, Revolutionary Sealand, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Sheldanada, Democratu, Bearical, United North American, The Realm of Dorne, Stat Artha, Ka Ching, Australiland, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Lunallian, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, The Pantheons, Unsophisticate, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Yukti, New Eleria, Warsaw-Halicz, Kulgatha, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, The Black Cathedral, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Steraz, Fengate, Dercia, Guer Aike, INTEGRAL, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Crown Isles, Bridgett, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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