The European Union of Impler is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Krakowski with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.743 billion Implerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerbury. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Implerian economy, worth 723 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 152,520 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is totally unknown. Impler's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hypnotism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Impler was endorsed by The Imperial Union of New Pruessen.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Impler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Impler, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Impler was endorsed by The Principality of Mercandia.
- : Impler was endorsed by The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
- : Impler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".
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