The Militarized State of Impirial Waqbn is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.449 billion Waqbnis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monilratt. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waqbni economy, worth 233 trillion Impirial Roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 161,176 Impirial Roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny", and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impirial Waqbn's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Impirial Waqbn is ranked 235,726^th in the world and 7,608^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 8.94 Obesity Rate.