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Largest Black Market: 1,509th Fattest Citizens: 1,514th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,530th
The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of
Corporate Police State
God save the Tsar!
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Imperializt Russia

Population16.78 billion

Capitalthe Tsardom of Muscovy
LeaderEmperor Pyotr the Great
Faiththe Russian Orthodox Church

CurrencyImperial Rouble
AnimalRussian Bear

The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Pyotr the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.78 billion Imperializt Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Tsardom of Muscovy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperializt Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Imperial Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,786 Imperial Roubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 676,514 per year while the poor average 24,797, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Imperializt Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Russian Orthodox Church.

Imperializt Russia is ranked 4,825th in the world and 295th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,701.59 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Black Market: 1,509thFattest Citizens: 1,514thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,530thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,545thTop
Most Primitive: 2,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,067thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,098thLargest Mining Sector: 3,122ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,157thHighest Economic Output: 3,730thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,825thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,008thMost Avoided: 5,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,704thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,814thLargest Populations: 7,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,526thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,066thHighest Average Incomes: 10,533rdMost Secular: 10,887thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,481stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,112thHighest Drug Use: 14,713thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,291stMost Efficient Economies: 15,354th
Fattest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 91st in the regionMost Primitive: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 175th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 177th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 180th in the regionLargest Populations: 219th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 261st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 295th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 325th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 388th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 455th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 469th in the regionMost Extreme: 476th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 508th in the regionMost Secular: 511th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 601st in the region

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