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Largest Black Market: 1,493rd Fattest Citizens: 1,563rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,565th
The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of
Corporate Police State
God save the Tsar!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Imperializt Russia

Population16.236 billion

Capitalthe Tsardom of Muscovy
LeaderEmperor Pyotr the Great
Faiththe Russian Orthodox Church

CurrencyImperial Rouble
AnimalRussian Bear

The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Pyotr the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.236 billion Imperializt Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Tsardom of Muscovy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperializt Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion Imperial Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,786 Imperial Roubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 676,514 per year while the poor average 24,797, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Imperializt Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Russian Orthodox Church.

Imperializt Russia is ranked 14,605th in the world and 597th in Lazarus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,604.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Black Market: 1,493rdFattest Citizens: 1,563rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,565thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,643rdTop
Most Primitive: 2,395thLargest Mining Sector: 3,136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,191stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,244thHighest Economic Output: 3,748thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,815thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,194thMost Avoided: 5,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,731stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,846thLargest Populations: 7,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,384thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,780thHighest Average Incomes: 10,494thMost Secular: 10,635thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,293rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,944thHighest Drug Use: 14,295thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,605thMost Efficient Economies: 15,314th
Fattest Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Primitive: 133rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 175th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 285th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 292nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 301st in the regionMost Avoided: 317th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 328th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 380th in the regionMost Extreme: 407th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 454th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 461st in the regionMost Secular: 494th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 499th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 518th in the region

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