Population | 19.96 billion |
Capital | the Tsardom of Muscovy |
Leader | Emperor Pyotr the Great |
Faith | the Russian Orthodox Church |
Currency | Imperial Rouble |
Animal | Russian Bear |
The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Pyotr the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.96 billion Imperializt Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Tsardom of Muscovy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperializt Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,212 trillion Imperial Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,954 Imperial Roubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,055,671 per year while the poor average 9,609, a ratio of 109 to 1.
Calling out of the blue has become taboo, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Imperializt Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Russian Orthodox Church.
Imperializt Russia is ranked 20,519th in the world and 1,396th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 160,954.35 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Imperializt Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Imperializt Russia's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Imperializt Russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Imperializt Russia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Imperializt Russia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Imperializt Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Imperializt Russia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Imperializt Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Imperializt Russia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Imperializt Russia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".