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Largest Black Market: 1,385th Most Primitive: 1,584th Fattest Citizens: 1,604th
The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of
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God save the Tsar!
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The Indomitable Orthodox Empire of Imperializt Russia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Pyotr the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.096 billion Imperializt Russians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Tsardom of Muscovy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperializt Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion Imperial Roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,786 Imperial Roubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 676,514 per year while the poor average 24,797, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Imperializt Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Russian Orthodox Church.

Imperializt Russia is ranked 9,097th in the world and 2nd in Sapphire for Most Influential, scoring 3,296 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Black Market: 1,385thMost Primitive: 1,584thFattest Citizens: 1,604thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,798thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,894thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,226thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,478thLargest Mining Sector: 3,515thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,679thHighest Economic Output: 3,950thMost Stationary: 4,568thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,467thMost Avoided: 6,047thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,518thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,123rdLargest Populations: 7,736thMost Devout: 7,955thTop
Most Influential: 9,097thHighest Average Incomes: 9,670thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,604thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,789thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,704thMost Extreme: 16,193rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,206thMost Conservative: 16,321stLowest Crime Rates: 17,641st

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