by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,682ndLargest Black Market: 18,195thMost Conservative: 18,462nd
The Americancerous Polyps of
Iron Fist Consumerists
A nation of swine
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population8.444 billion

Faithresponsible for all crime and suffering


The Americancerous Polyps of Imperialism is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.444 billion imps are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The very strong Imperialismian economy, worth 373 trillion Lives a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 44,243 Lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The well-off amuse themselves by organizing upstairs-downstairs stories within their second homes, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, Imperialismian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Imperialism's national animal is the God, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is responsible for all crime and suffering.

Imperialism is ranked 107,890th in the world and 5th in The Pentagon for Most Primitive, scoring -54.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,682ndTop
Largest Black Market: 18,195thMost Conservative: 18,462ndMost Pacifist: 19,509th

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