The Honey Infused Federation of Imperial States of Duotona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by James Simpson with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.479 billion Duotonans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Hubert. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duotonan economy, worth 189 trillion Duonas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,819 Duonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial States of Duotona's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mammalicism.

Imperial States of Duotona is ranked 17,054^th in the world and 119^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 68.91 quips per hour.