The Kingdom of Imperial Kaiserreich Germany is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 76 million Germans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The very strong German economy, worth 4.94 trillion German gold marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 65,020 German gold marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Imperial Kaiserreich Germany are famed for their reasonable volume levels, war vets look after war animals, and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Kaiserreich Germany's national animal is the Imperial Masked Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial Kaiserreich Germany is ranked 168,886^th in the world and 845^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 43 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.