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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,101st Most Authoritarian: 9,926th Fattest Citizens: 14,182nd
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shoo, filthy Goyim, we are God's chosen people!
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Imperial Israeli States

Population147 million


The Armed Republic of Imperial Israeli States is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 147 million God's Chosens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Imperial Israeli Statesian economy, worth 5.82 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,586 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Israeli States's national animal is the Goyim, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Israeli States is ranked 129,388th in the world and 19th in Dolla Holla for Most Primitive, scoring -136.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,101stMost Authoritarian: 9,926thFattest Citizens: 14,182nd

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