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Most Secular: 4,373rdMost Authoritarian: 5,971stMost Conservative: 9,866th
The Jewish Ethnostate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Yerudonai Goldheimer
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Imperial Israeli States

Population2.082 billion

LeaderYerudonai Goldheimer


The Jewish Ethnostate of Imperial Israeli States is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Yerudonai Goldheimer with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.082 billion Shylocks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jewrewsalad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.6%.

The large but inefficient Shylock economy, worth 112 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,034 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

People make a career out of medical voyeurism, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Israeli States's national animal is the Golem, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Israeli States is ranked 83,757th in the world and 3rd in Dolla Holla for Longest Average Lifespans, with 72.86 Years.

Most Secular: 4,373rdMost Authoritarian: 5,971stMost Conservative: 9,866thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,078thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,135thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,247thLargest Black Market: 15,451stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,340thMost Extreme: 18,175th

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