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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,217th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,331st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,484th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Is this a good idea?
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Imperial Greenland

Population120 million

CurrencySnowman
AnimalPolar bear

The Holy Empire of Imperial Greenland is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 120 million Imperial Greenlandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Imperial Greenlandian economy, worth 9.63 trillion Snowmen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 80,274 Snowmen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,220 per year while the poor average 9,629, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

The entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, for just a few extra Snowmen Imperial Greenlandians can get new driving records with their new cars, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Imperial Greenland's national animal is the Polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Greenland is ranked 116,286th in the world and 87th in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 37.85 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,217thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,347thTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 7,727thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,090thMost Avoided: 8,901stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,581stMost Armed: 13,695thMost Primitive: 14,693rd
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1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Imperial Greenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Imperial Greenland's influence in Realm of the Whispering Winds rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Imperial Greenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Greenland, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Greenland, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Greenland, for just a few extra Snowmen Imperial Greenlandians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Imperial Greenland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Greenland, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Greenland, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Imperial Greenland, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.

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