by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,227thMost Armed: 1,395th
The Barely Functioning State of
Moralistic Democracy
We Exist
Nameless Faces of Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell

Population1.834 billion

LeaderNameless Faces of Democracy


The Barely Functioning State of Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nameless Faces of Democracy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.834 billion Ohavillbellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ohavillbel. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ohavillbellian economy, worth 378 trillion doughs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,476 doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty IEOAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, Nameless Faces of Democracy's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell is ranked 173,115th in the world and 4,744th in the West Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 8.37 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,227thMost Armed: 1,395thRudest Citizens: 2,036thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,326thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,420thMost Influential: 3,565thMost Avoided: 3,566thNudest: 4,498thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,532ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,818thLargest Black Market: 5,468thHighest Average Incomes: 5,759thLargest Mining Sector: 6,459thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,012thLargest Retail Industry: 7,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,980thMost Secular: 10,679thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,337thLargest Governments: 19,713thMost Efficient Economies: 20,324thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,008th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionNudest: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 85th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 170th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 221st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 249th in the regionMost Secular: 289th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 390th in the regionLargest Governments: 404th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 452nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 483rd in the regionMost Developed: 506th in the regionFattest Citizens: 582nd in the region

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