The United States of Imperial AustriaHungary is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser William Adrian with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.339 billion AustroHungarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial AustriaHungaryian economy, worth 171 trillion Kronmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,983 Kronmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let AustroHungarians marry themselves', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial AustriaHungary's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imperial AustriaHungary is ranked 312,487^th in the world and 15^th in Sol Aeternalis for Most Patriotic, with 0.45 flags saluted per person per day.