Population | 45.099 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | nympho |
The Free Land of Impending Damnation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 45.099 billion Impending Damnationians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Impending Damnationian economy, worth an astonishing 13,764 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 305,208 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Impending Damnationian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Impending Damnation's national animal is the nympho, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Impending Damnation is ranked 106,959th in the world and 38th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 388.9110010968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, Impending Damnationian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, Impending Damnationian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in Impending Damnation, a popular Impending Damnationian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.