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Largest Black Market: 4,687th Most Corrupt Governments: 7,266th Most Secular: 8,404th
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Impaled Nazarene

Population8.103 billion

CapitalSteelvagina
LeaderMika Luttinen
FaithBlack Metal

CurrencyGoat
AnimalSpunk

The TRVE KVLT of Impaled Nazarene is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mika Luttinen with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.103 billion Trve Kvlt are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelvagina. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kvlt economy, worth 597 trillion Goats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,724 Goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impaled Nazarene's national animal is the Spunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Metal.

Impaled Nazarene is ranked 117,509th in the world and 9th in Nesapo for Most Pacifist, with 54.5 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Black Market: 4,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,266thMost Secular: 8,404thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,921stMost Stationary: 12,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,861stMost Influential: 14,986thLowest Crime Rates: 15,962ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,873rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,339th

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  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Impaled Nazarene's influence in Nesapo rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Impaled Nazarene's influence in Nesapo fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Impaled Nazarene's influence in Nesapo rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".

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