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Impaled Nazarene

Population12.773 billion

CapitalSteelvagina
LeaderMika Luttinen
FaithBlack Metal

CurrencyGoat
AnimalSpunk

The TRVE KVLT of Impaled Nazarene is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mika Luttinen with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 12.773 billion Trve Kvlt are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelvagina. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kvlt economy, worth 951 trillion Goats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 74,477 Goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impaled Nazarene's national animal is the Spunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Metal.

Impaled Nazarene is ranked 188,874th in the world and 5th in Nesapo for Most Armed, with 0.21 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Influential: 13,071stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,629thMost Patriotic: 17,190thLowest Crime Rates: 17,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 18,331stHighest Food Quality: 19,059thHealthiest Citizens: 19,213thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,814thHighest Economic Output: 19,830thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,838thLargest Governments: 22,651stLargest Populations: 22,947th

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  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
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  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

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