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Impaled Nazarene

Population10.681 billion

CapitalSteelvagina
LeaderMika Luttinen
FaithBlack Metal

CurrencyGoat
AnimalSpunk

The TRVE KVLT of Impaled Nazarene is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mika Luttinen with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.681 billion Trve Kvlt are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelvagina. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kvlt economy, worth 795 trillion Goats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 74,477 Goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Impaled Nazarene's national animal is the Spunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Metal.

Impaled Nazarene is ranked 25,144th in the world and 7th in Nesapo for Longest Average Lifespans, with 87.72 Years.

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Largest Black Market: 6,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,393rdMost Secular: 9,406thMost Stationary: 9,910thMost Inclusive: 9,988thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,761stMost Influential: 14,362ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,284thLowest Crime Rates: 16,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,135thHealthiest Citizens: 17,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,038th

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  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, Highest Poor Incomes, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Impaled Nazarene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Impaled Nazarene lodged a message on the Nesapo Regional Message Board.
  • : Impaled Nazarene voted for The Rose Commune of Caelapes in Round 1 of the election.

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