The Regne of Imp1 Issa is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by El Rei with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning Issalonian Donkey population. The hard-working population of 15.572 billion Issalonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issa City. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Issalonian economy, worth 618 trillion Issalonian Pesetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,713 Issalonian Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

El Rei has just been declared ruler of Imp1 Issa in an international press conference, Imp1 Issa has designated Issa City as its capital city, and Catholic Christianity has been named as Imp1 Issa's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imp1 Issa's national animal is the Issalonian Donkey and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Imp1 Issa is ranked 197,471^st in the world and 10^th in Imperailiue World for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.91 law-abiding acts per hour.