The Illuminatius Kingdom of Imbrinium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ard Rí Marcius A Sobairce III with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.383 billion Imbriniumians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cormond. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imbriniumian economy, worth a remarkable 6,193 trillion brins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,787 brins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imbrinium's national animal is the Belgian Malinois, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imbrinium is ranked 254,930^th in the world and 99^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,814.06 Standard Monetary Units.