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Best Weather: 2,393rd Healthiest Citizens: 2,960th Most Inclusive: 3,053rd
The Holy Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
When the old wage war, the young must die.
King Eaalaeas Ulf Bamhor XII
Head of Defense Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.999 billion

LeaderKing Eaalaeas Ulf Bamhor XII

CurrencyAllied Som
AnimalAkk Dog

The Holy Empire of Iluuz is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Eaalaeas Ulf Bamhor XII with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.999 billion Sleykaanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haeropecian. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Iluuzian economy, worth 443 trillion Allied Soms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,762 Allied Soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, King Eaalaeas Ulf Bamhor XII's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Iluuz's national animal is the Akk Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Areathos.

Iluuz is ranked 103,785th in the world and 2nd in Iron Pillars for Most Average, scoring 35.72 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Best Weather: 2,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,960thMost Inclusive: 3,053rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,180thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,458thNicest Citizens: 5,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,500thSmartest Citizens: 5,887thMost Cultured: 6,194thLargest Governments: 7,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,569thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,541stSafest: 9,567thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,866thMost Secular: 12,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,350thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,150thMost Influential: 15,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,214th

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