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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th Most Devout: 7th
The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Illumitrol

Population13.417 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg
Leader😈😈
Faith🔥🔥🔥

Currency🍋🍋🍋
Animal👻👻

The 😈😈😈😈😈😈 of Illumitrol is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by 😈😈 with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.417 billion Sheeple are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeple economy, worth a remarkable 6,621 trillion 🍋🍋🍋s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 493,522 🍋🍋🍋s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Illumitrol after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the term "Native Puppet" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illumitrol's national animal is the 👻👻, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 🔥🔥🔥.

Illumitrol is ranked 164,245th in the world and 921st in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 4.86 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Devout: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Black Market: 37thHighest Poor Incomes: 40thMost Corrupt Governments: 44thMost Primitive: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 241stHighest Average Incomes: 246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251stLargest Governments: 252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 259thMost Avoided: 416thLowest Crime Rates: 578thMost Subsidized Industry: 800thFattest Citizens: 876thHighest Economic Output: 884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 988thMost Efficient Economies: 1,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,579thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,790thMost Conservative: 4,081stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,707thMost Extreme: 6,061stMost Stationary: 8,008thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,543rdMost Influential: 11,565thLargest Populations: 13,602nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the term "Native Puppet" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Illumitrol after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Illumitrol, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.

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