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Rudest Citizens: 1,889th Most Armed: 2,115th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,361st
The Armed Federation of
Corporate Bordello
Your freedom has price just if you can protect it.
Adi Beertz
Influence
Dominator
WA Delegate / Colony Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Illuminattiland

Population4.705 billion

CapitalLightndon
LeaderAdi Beertz
FaithHope of Light

CurrencyEyes
Animalphoneix

The Armed Federation of Illuminattiland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adi Beertz with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.705 billion Illuminatis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lightndon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Illuminattian economy, worth 862 trillion Eyeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 183,342 Eyeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,893 per year while the poor average 30,405, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the Great Pyramid of Lightndon can be seen from miles away, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Illuminattiland's national animal is the phoneix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hope of Light.

Illuminattiland is ranked 12,947th in the world and 1st in Gymnasium State for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 Valid Endorsements.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,889thMost Armed: 2,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,361stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,371stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,341stTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,676thLargest Retail Industry: 9,294thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,040thMost Efficient Economies: 12,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,947thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,119thMost Developed: 13,484thLargest Black Market: 13,786thMost Cultured: 14,067thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,512thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,797thSmartest Citizens: 16,120thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,130thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,803rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Illuminattiland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, the Great Pyramid of Lightndon can be seen from miles away.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Illuminattiland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminattiland, phoneixes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.

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