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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,692ndMost Influential: 9,526thMost Pacifist: 13,016th
The Vibrant Caverns of
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Illuminant Bat, Illuminant Bat.
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Illuminant Bats

Population830 million

CapitalThe Underground Hallow
LeaderGiant Illuminant Bat

CurrencyGuano
AnimalIlluminant Bat

The Vibrant Caverns of Illuminant Bats is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Illuminant Bat with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 830 million Illuminant Batsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underground Hallow. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Illuminant Batsian economy, worth 34.8 trillion Guanos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,966 Guanos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and the Federal Council of Illuminant Bats has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illuminant Bats's national animal is the Illuminant Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Illuminant Bats is ranked 41,781st in the world and 77th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Best Weather, with 121 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,692ndMost Influential: 9,526thTop
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Most Pacifist: 13,016thMost Income Equality: 23,954th
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Average: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Illuminant Bats changed its national leader to "Giant Illuminant Bat".
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, the Federal Council of Illuminant Bats has been announced as the new Head of State.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, there is something rotten in the state of Illuminant Bats.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Illuminant Bats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Illuminant Bats, the Illuminant Batsian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.

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