The State of Ile Montreal is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.178 billion Ile Montrealians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Ile Montrealian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 32,836 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, the government is reigning in public spending, and Ile Montreal has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Ile Montreal's national animal is the deer.

Ile Montreal is ranked 238,286^th in the world and 5^th in Tanzania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.88 law-abiding acts per hour.