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Most Valuable International Artwork: 167thMost Patriotic: 335thLargest Agricultural Sector: 591st
The Great Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
People are but a number
Overlord
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

IKTeam

Population4.304 billion

CapitalTeamburg
LeaderOverlord
FaithIronhandox

CurrencyKAE
AnimalAK-47

The Great Empire of IKTeam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.304 billion IKTeamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teamburg. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient IKTeamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion KAES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 244,430 KAES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, main battle tanks stalk the woods of IKTeam in search of AK-47s, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IKTeam's national animal is the AK-47, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ironhandox.

IKTeam is ranked 2,430th in the world and 1st in Enclosed Island for Smartest Citizens, with 171.32 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 167thMost Patriotic: 335thLargest Agricultural Sector: 591stLowest Crime Rates: 639thMost Secular: 739thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,482ndMost Developed: 1,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,136thLargest Governments: 2,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,297thHealthiest Citizens: 2,419thSmartest Citizens: 2,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,472ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,999thMost Authoritarian: 3,246thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,270thSafest: 3,474thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,703rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,826thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,489thMost Conservative: 6,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,918thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,484thBest Weather: 13,393rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,297thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,464thHighest Economic Output: 20,553rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,577thMost Extreme: 25,056th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : IKTeam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, main battle tanks stalk the woods of IKTeam in search of AK-47s.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in IKTeam, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

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