The Kingdom of Ikaland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rewin with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.979 billion Ikalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velritiblanka. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ikalandian economy, worth 218 trillion Selvics a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,263 Selvics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ikaland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nortian Church.

Ikaland is ranked 20,778^th in the world and 473^rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,070.96 pounds of wildlife per square mile.