The Incorporated States of IIHL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 18.093 billion IIHLS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bettman's House. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving IIHLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion Salary Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,292 Salary Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The IIHL Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IIHL's national animal is the Not Applicable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cruor.

IIHL is ranked 124,201^st in the world and 666^th in Ordo Imperialia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.28 law-abiding acts per hour.