The Terrible Swift Sword of Ii1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 19.505 billion iis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ii1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,402 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ii1's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ii1 is ranked 58,575^th in the world and 2^nd in Communist Beach for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.09 law-abiding acts per hour.