The Empire of Igritann is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ambrose Stone with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.181 billion Ardas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulcan city. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Igritannian economy, worth 296 trillion IGRS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,971 IGRS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Igritann's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Igritann is ranked 262,438^th in the world and 1^st in Igritann for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.66 crimes per hour.