The Republic of Igossamarensisd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.116 billion Igossamarensisdians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Igossamarensisdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,042 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,923 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed, and the first sword of Igossamarensisd does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Igossamarensisd's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Igossamarensisd is ranked 14,172^nd in the world and 896^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.1 law-abiding acts per hour.