The Federation of IFAU is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 2.164 billion Footballers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Footballer economy, worth 102 trillion Nones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,215 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, cars are banned, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IFAU's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

IFAU is ranked 168,470^th in the world and 1^st in IFAU for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 23.14 Effective Tax Rate.