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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,024thMost Inclusive: 8,105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,118th
The Socialist Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Enochian Council
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Population1.196 billion

LeaderEnochian Council
FaithAnemo Worship

CurrencySkyrim copy
AnimalTodd Howard

The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Enochian Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.196 billion Dontkowiums love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunnsdtadt. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dontkowiumite economy, worth 115 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,536 Skyrim copies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, a degree in Enochian Council Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idontknowium's national animal is the Todd Howard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anemo Worship.

Idontknowium is ranked 184,556th in the world and 382nd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,024thMost Inclusive: 8,105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,118thNicest Citizens: 9,497thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,623rdMost Influential: 10,132ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,114thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,367thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,469thMost Cultured: 16,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,899thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,568thSmartest Citizens: 18,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,657thMost Secular: 18,813thMost Income Equality: 19,462ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,343rdLargest Governments: 23,043rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,318thMost Developed: 24,231st

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