by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd Least Corrupt Governments: 497th Most Influential: 670th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
President Smoothbro
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Republic of Idealistically Kool is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Smoothbro with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.481 billion Koolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koolbro City. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Idealistically Koolian economy, worth 519 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,132 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and escalators are avoided at all costs. Crime is totally unknown. Idealistically Kool's national animal is the Dire Kool Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Idealistically Kool is ranked 1,191st in the world and 54th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 496 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 442ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 497thMost Influential: 670thBest Weather: 1,191stMost Inclusive: 1,435thSafest: 1,493rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,534thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,575thMost Developed: 3,363rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,602ndNicest Citizens: 3,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,361stSmartest Citizens: 5,854thHealthiest Citizens: 5,908thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,441stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,849thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,183rdHighest Drug Use: 7,913thMost Pacifist: 8,124thNudest: 8,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,813thLargest Governments: 8,831stTop
Most Secular: 9,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,506thHighest Average Incomes: 11,941stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,286thMost Efficient Economies: 12,369thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,805th
Least Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 179th in the regionNicest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 196th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 241st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionNudest: 269th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 297th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 334th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 354th in the regionLargest Governments: 355th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 369th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionMost Pacifist: 415th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 447th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 468th in the regionMost Secular: 476th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 560th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 576th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 603rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 645th in the regionLargest Populations: 818th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 977th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 176 » Notyoutopia, Sankami, Yaorozu, Cullins, Holy Oranz, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Sunto, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Vegetarian States, Guslantis, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Sil Dorsett, Avalon, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Xentherida, Novare Res, SillyString, Ceretis, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Frances Francis the First of France, HMS Unicorn, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Reannia, Techislovakia, Siwale, Indereac Lanx, Kaschovia, Malta Comino Gozo, Apetopia, The Great Cacti, Kingdom of Space, SchoolHouse Rock, New Rivia, Bharathvarsh, Alice Gardens, Enosville, Wisconsota, French Bananastan, Vazali, Lord Ravenclaw, American MapleStory, Pria Xennes, Lupus Imperium, Celreostia, Ostrinios, Edon-Ko, Colony of lasting Hopes, and 126 others.Panama Coalition, Tharissus, Ivalex, Mercy Land, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Klettureyja, The Rossinite Empire, The LOL Nation, The Archer Republic, Pallaith, Puczovska, PlanetPunk, Valenair, Khvatai, Kyrianian, Kwaj, Amerian States, Yinzhaohan3, Coemgen, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Legique, Koda-Land, Diodone, Rylam, Anima Proxa, Dadastan Archipelago, ZimRobwe, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Sheppey, Forunte, Zedeya, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aroa, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Armatoska, The Utopian Movement, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, United States of Panthalassa, Asuroka, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Erfworld, Che Sana Und, Yaris, Vogonlandia, Cuyan, Seven Hills, Ainsworth, The Iron Lions, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Montroyale, Cloydicia, New Cla, The Kyziban Islands, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Horsley Land, Pakistan 001, Tredano, Coppicia, Slaughterhouse Nine, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, Phillywob, Hexago, The Free Californian People, Wodan, Ribbleton, Thenaca, Gellandia, Blurds, Beodarasc, Xinchao, Avornica, Felhaven, Uruguayan, Fawkenia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Libotionia, Xystopia, New-El, Midds Conia, What is new, Dodione, The South Falls, Pasargad, RedRunele, Maott, Agrauron, Naedorius, Mzeusia, Aloriansa, Gladio II, Get Away From Me, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Celebia, Sanjurika, Ozstan, Gospel Power, Merconitonitopia, Saint Marks Island, Inzland, Astal Aavors, Wunderstrafanstalt, Bridgett, and Socialist Cooperative Republics.

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