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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,965thMost Devout: 6,612thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,389th
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Idealistic Texas

Population2.126 billion

CapitalHouston
LeaderPresident Alexander N Philippou
Faithtrue Christianity

Currency🝈 Republic of Texas Dollar
Animallonghorn beef critter

The Democratic-Republic of Idealistic Texas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Alexander N Philippou with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.126 billion Texans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texian economy, worth 224 trillion 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,510 🝈 Republic of Texas Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idealistic Texas's national animal is the longhorn beef critter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is true Christianity.

Idealistic Texas is ranked 5,965th in the world and 12th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,192.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,965thMost Devout: 6,612thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,389thRudest Citizens: 8,956thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,660thMost Inclusive: 13,415thMost Cultured: 13,710thMost Developed: 19,049thNicest Citizens: 19,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,303rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, heterosexuality is considered positive proof of fitness to parent.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Idealistic Texas, the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry.

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