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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,906thLargest Mining Sector: 19,555th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Englishmen shall never be slaves
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Ideal England

Population72 million

Currencyshilling
Animallion

The Kingdom of Ideal England is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 72 million Englishmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The strong English economy, worth 3.90 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 54,159 shillings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime is relatively low. Ideal England's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ideal England is ranked 88,632nd in the world and 18th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Rudest Citizens, with 54.7 insults per minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,906thLargest Mining Sector: 19,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,823rd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ideal England are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, most citizens in Ideal England are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order.
  • : Ideal England published "Prime Minister of England [ALT-WIP]" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Following new legislation in Ideal England, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.

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