The Stratocratic Republic of Icrum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arbiter Audhild Marchand-Yngvildr with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.635 billion Icrumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacaria. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Icrumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion Prints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,435 Prints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, bins outnumber trees in city parks, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime is totally unknown. Icrum's national animal is the South Icrumian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Icrumian Ethreism.

Icrum is ranked 7,668^th in the world and 6^th in Austritaria for Most Developed, scoring 91.76 on the Human Development Index.