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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,536th Nicest Citizens: 5,099th Most Inclusive: 6,425th
The Finna Woke Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Stefan Karl Stefansson
Civil Rights
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Iceland-Greenland Union

Population2.233 billion

LeaderStefan Karl Stefansson

AnimalPolar Bear

The Finna Woke Republic of Iceland-Greenland Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Stefan Karl Stefansson with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.233 billion Iceland-Greenlanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reykjavik. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Iceland-Greenlandic economy, worth 206 trillion krónas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,503 krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. Iceland-Greenland Union's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iceland-Greenland Union is ranked 12,197th in the world and 1st in Maplelea for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,536thNicest Citizens: 5,099thMost Inclusive: 6,425thBest Weather: 8,030thHealthiest Citizens: 8,224thHighest Drug Use: 8,414thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,449thMost Pacifist: 11,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,088thMost Cultured: 12,197thMost Influential: 12,295thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,197thMost Secular: 14,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,000thNudest: 15,080thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,484thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,512thSmartest Citizens: 16,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,823rd

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