The Icy Greens of Icegreen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Iciness with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 5.101 billion Icegreeners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iceburness. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Icegreenic economy, worth 395 trillion Iced-out Greens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,511 Iced-out Greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only lightning has a chance of striking His Iciness twice, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Icegreen's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Icegreen is ranked 298,880^th in the world and 3^rd in Iceland for Most Patriotic, with 0.79 flags saluted per person per day.