The Empire of Ice and Tinian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Icelus with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.943 billion Ice and Tinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 11.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ice and Tinianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 169,957 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ice and Tinian's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ecclesiarchy.

Ice and Tinian is ranked 154,526^th in the world and 8,018^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.36 Average Smiles Per Day.