The Yellow Dominion of Iberian Macaronesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the general Armando Ballestín Cabeza with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 16.48 billion Iberian Macaronesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funchal. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Iberian Macaronesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion 💶 euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,734 💶 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

In a baffling press conference the general Armando Ballestín Cabeza proudly dismantled a broken door, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and bizarre-looking creatures called '🐕 dogdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime is totally unknown. Iberian Macaronesia's national animal is the 🐕 dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

Iberian Macaronesia is ranked 106,533^rd in the world and 916^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.1 law-abiding acts per hour.