The Caffeineocracy of Iasonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 41.698 billion Iasonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volos. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Iasonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,335 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 151,926 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Iasonia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Iasonia is ranked 62,715^th in the world and 8^th in Greece for Largest Governments, scoring 20.32 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.