by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 133rd Largest Gambling Industry: 206th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 596th
The Caffeineocracy of
Give us coffee or give us death
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population29.533 billion

CapitalNew Volos


The Caffeineocracy of Iasonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.533 billion Iasonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Iasonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,541 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 153,788 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, voting is voluntary, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Iasonia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Iasonia is ranked 23,406th in the world and 7th in Greece for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,075.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 596thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,179thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,315thFattest Citizens: 1,390thLargest Populations: 1,660thHighest Economic Output: 1,682ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,943rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,264thRudest Citizens: 6,378thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,254thSmartest Citizens: 9,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,496thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,716thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,679thMost Developed: 14,939thLargest Black Market: 16,005th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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