Population | 39.949 billion |
Capital | New Volos |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Owl |
The Caffeineocracy of Iasonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.949 billion Iasonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volos. The average income tax rate is 6.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Iasonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,147 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 153,880 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Iasonia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Iasonia is ranked 80,524th in the world and 9th in Greece for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.53 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Iasonia's influence in Greece rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Iasonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.