The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nicodemo Ranalte with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 37.451 billion Iansisleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ianapalis. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iansislean economy, worth an astonishing 17,260 trillion generals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 460,882 generals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege Ianapalis's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and television executives are interested in turning Nicodemo Ranalte's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Iansisle's national animal is the seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Iansisle is ranked 210,160^th in the world and 17^th in A Modern World for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.65 Years.