The Democratic Republic of I Zinzia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 587 million Zinzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zinzibar. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming I Zinzian economy, worth 57.0 trillion Zinzian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,073 Zinzian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, priests are being drafted by the church load, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Zinzia's national animal is the Deanimal.

I Zinzia is ranked 187,560^th in the world and 259^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 39.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.