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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 532ndMost Influential: 1,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,669th
The Dictatorship of
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I Like Killing people with law
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I Like Killing people

Population4.508 billion


The Dictatorship of I Like Killing people is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.508 billion I Like Killing peopleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The I Like Killing peoplean economy, worth 239 trillion Kills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,097 Kills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and no one born in I Like Killing people can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Like Killing people's national animal is the Killer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Like Killing people is ranked 235,426th in the world and 11,906th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.94 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 532ndMost Influential: 1,060thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,683rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 19,958thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,526thBest Weather: 21,256thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,128thMost Secular: 24,238th
Most Influential: 305th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 354th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 773rd in the regionMost Stationary: 801st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 956th in the regionBest Weather: 1,029th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,097th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,118th in the regionMost Secular: 1,137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,155th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,336th in the region

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