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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 980th Most Influential: 2,900th Largest Retail Industry: 8,810th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
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I have Nukes

Population1.449 billion


Animal𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐵𝑜𝓂𝒷 𝒟𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓇 ✈✈✈

The Armed Republic of I have Nukes is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-working, devout population of 1.449 billion ℕ𝕦𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ☢💥💣☠. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The thriving ℕ𝕦𝕜𝕖𝕣 economy, worth 90.6 trillion 🅝🅤🅒🅛🅔🅐🅡 🅕🅐🅛🅛🅞🅤🅣s a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,516 🅝🅤🅒🅛🅔🅐🅡 🅕🅐🅛🅛🅞🅤🅣s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and ℕ𝕦𝕜𝕖𝕣-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime is almost non-existent. I have Nukes's national animal is the 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐵𝑜𝓂𝒷 𝒟𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓇 ✈✈✈, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

I have Nukes is ranked 75,196th in the world and 4,004th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 73.45 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 980thTop
Most Influential: 2,900thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,810thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,122ndFattest Citizens: 10,918thMost Devout: 13,739th
Fattest Citizens: 406th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 440th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 645th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 712th in the regionMost Influential: 887th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 903rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 906th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 158 » Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, The Rhein States, Dar es Saalam, Shibutani, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Shin-Hachioji, Zeternia, PlanetPunk, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, The Iron Lions, Shadowrik, Sunto, Wilkshire, Sundred, Bayern-Straubing, Buckerino, THX1138, Pallaith, Selfgradatude, The United States of Romania, The Most Freedom Ever, Wineclaw, Q w e r t y, Racoda, Arstungry, Kwaj, New Bremerton, Moubarakistan, Jpia, United Draconia, Great Bights Mum, Sanjurika, Snoodum, New Pruessen, Sil Dorsett, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, Universal State Formula, Niradans, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Votak Matim, and 108 others.United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Newpromisedland, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Amauri, Cloydicia, Dreadton, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, Federation Terra Australis, Sheldanada, Bearical, Omnistria, Ka Ching, Australiland, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Sakaryata, Lunallian, Black Templares, Empy, Outer Egorniand, SillyString, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Unsophisticate, Zumlandia, Yukti, New Eleria, Warsaw-Halicz, The South Falls, Maott, Steraz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Alunya, Ainsworth, New Trisone, Ozstan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Atain, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, Justanistan, Joodey, SchoolHouse Rock, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Guslantis, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Haor Chall, Durgron, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Frances Francis the First of France, Ejhsa, Lost Staria, Valhalla123, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Rkainjel, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, 1 very fast endotarter, Iotar, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Vikingiarchy, Kingdom of Destsky, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Rynion, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, and Elder Realms.

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